Dosiedick
06-17-2008, 05:29 PM
A school teacher holds a pop quiz in class and tells the kids whoever gets an answer right can have Monday off.
'Okay children' she says, 'who said think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'.
'Miss miss, I know' shouts little Jonny 'JFK'.
'Well done, you can have monday off' Says the teacher.
'Oh no miss' He replies. 'I'm a good Jewish boy and my education is very important to me'.
'OK class' she says again. 'Who said, one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?
'Neil Armstrong miss' shouts a girl at the front.
'Well done Sophie, you can have monday off' says the teacher.
'Oh no miss' Says Sophie, 'Im a good Jewish girl, my education is very important to me'.
'Very well' says the teacher.
'I ****ing hate Jews' Shouts a voice from the back of the class.
'Who said that?' Shouts the teacher in disgust?
'Adolf Hitler and I'll see you on Tuesday!!'
'Okay children' she says, 'who said think not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'.
'Miss miss, I know' shouts little Jonny 'JFK'.
'Well done, you can have monday off' Says the teacher.
'Oh no miss' He replies. 'I'm a good Jewish boy and my education is very important to me'.
'OK class' she says again. 'Who said, one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?
'Neil Armstrong miss' shouts a girl at the front.
'Well done Sophie, you can have monday off' says the teacher.
'Oh no miss' Says Sophie, 'Im a good Jewish girl, my education is very important to me'.
'Very well' says the teacher.
'I ****ing hate Jews' Shouts a voice from the back of the class.
'Who said that?' Shouts the teacher in disgust?
'Adolf Hitler and I'll see you on Tuesday!!'